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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more bleeding heart liberals have been urinating on the Union Jack?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into bleeding heart liberals - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Urinating on the Union Jack must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by bleeding heart liberals.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about bleeding heart liberals, Conservative head office said "surely something can be done?".


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