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A homeowner has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen miners, bent on revenge involved in welcoming foreigners on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to miners, bent on revenge it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Miners, bent on revenge and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.

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