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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Theresa May revealed that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Theresa May went on to say.


Theresa May concluded, "kill the poor".


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