The Mail has learned that feminazis are responsible for pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals.

Has the world gone mad? Feminazis are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to David Cameron, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."