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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..

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