I’m not racist but surely allowing French unions to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that French unions aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with me, saying today, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.