Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.


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