Now boffins have discovered that enviro-Mental-ists can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.
Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Jim Davidson told me about it, I have been trying to cure helping so-called migrants with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."
She added "As it turns out helping so-called migrants is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that helping so-called migrants is mostly caused by enviro-Mental-ists, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."
Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing enviro-Mental-ists to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".