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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young muslim men have been ripping off hard working families outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jacob Rees-Mogg has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Ripping off hard working families: The True Face Of Evil", Jacob Rees-Mogg says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young muslim men. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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