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Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of setting fire to libraries has been perpetrated by bleeding heart liberals.

The Mail can reveal that bleeding heart liberals are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously said of the bleeding heart liberals, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".


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