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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that gangs of black youths have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of gangs of black youths without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against gangs of black youths and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. David Cameron speaking in support of our campaign said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

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