In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that coloureds have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of coloureds without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against coloureds and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Enoch Powell speaking in support of our campaign said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

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