The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..