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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that youths have been helping illegal immigrants.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of youths without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against youths and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police speaking in support of our campaign said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

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