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Nicolas Sarkozy has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Nicolas Sarkozy’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Nicolas Sarkozy’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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