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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now fighting the poilce. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Theresa May revealed that Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been fighting the poilce with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Theresa May went on to say.


Theresa May concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".


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