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The Mail has learned that louts are responsible for terrorising innocent investment bankers.

Has the world gone mad? Louts are terrorising innocent investment bankers with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Enoch Powell, who said "read my lips; no new taxes"

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