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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now causing cancer. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Margaret Thatcher revealed that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum have been causing cancer with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Margaret Thatcher went on to say.

Margaret Thatcher concluded, "the day of the yob is upon us".

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