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The Mail has learned that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are responsible for ripping off hard working families.

Has the world gone mad? Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are ripping off hard working families with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Michael Howerd, who said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood."


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