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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, A homeowner revealed that Al Qu’aeda bosses have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Al Qu’aeda bosses.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." A homeowner went on to say.

A homeowner concluded, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

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