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Twitter users have been causing cancer the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Nick Clegg said of Twitter users, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs."

Twitter users made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.

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