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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Pope revealed that chavs have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for chavs.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Pope went on to say.

The Pope concluded, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

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