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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. The Pope speaking in support of our campaign said "surely something can be done?".

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