The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe injecting crack into primary school children was Boris Johnson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..