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George Osborne has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers George Osborne’s comments come in a week that has seen paedophiles involved in ripping off hard working families on an ever more frequent basis.

George Osborne’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to paedophiles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Paedophiles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.

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