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I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting to kidnap a senior royal is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t plotting to kidnap a senior royal in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nick Clegg agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.

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