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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gypsies have been looting and pillaging supermarkets outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Looting and pillaging supermarkets: The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gypsies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.

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