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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more enviro-Mental-ists have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul)?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into enviro-Mental-ists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by enviro-Mental-ists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about enviro-Mental-ists, Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

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