Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament has been perpetrated by Noam Chomsky devotees.
The Mail can reveal that Noam Chomsky devotees are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.
Theresa May said of the Noam Chomsky devotees, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".