Daily Mail Story Generator (Code) (funny)

This is the code for my Daily Mail Story Generator, which I have just added a page for. This code generates the story, which I then parse into html to fit into my site hierarchy. It is a fairly trivial bit of code, but then so are the journalists who it mocks. *hehe*

  2007-09-02 15:47:29 [Link: 89] [Tweet it: 89] [Digg it: 89]