The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..