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I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Michael Howerd agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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