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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cyberterrorists have been praising Osama Bin Laden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Praising Osama Bin Laden: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for cyberterrorists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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