Charlie Harvey

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I’m not racist but surely allowing hooligans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hooligans aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "the day of the yob is upon us".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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